Fox: Mexico Has no UNEMPLOYED

“We are aggressively exporting our unemployed to the United States,” said Fox. “Our guidebook for emigrants is now in its 12th printing. The U.S. border is porous and the Border Patrol is undermanned. Polls show that 40 percent of Mexicans want to move to the United States. I tell you, we will retake the land stolen from us by the gringo President Polk.”